Suction HR

The HR department for your robot vacuum

It cleans every day. Nobody has ever given it a performance review.

Tell us about your robot vacuum and its most memorable incidents. We write its official annual review, award an Employee of the Month certificate, and draft the LinkedIn post announcing it.

Review my robotHow it works

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How it works

Three minutes of paperwork for a machine that never complained

1

File the employee record

Name, model, years of service, the rooms it covers and the incidents everyone still talks about. Add a photo for the certificate.

2

HR conducts the review

Six competencies scored out of five, manager comments, development goals and an overall rating, in proper corporate language.

3

Award and announce

Download the certificate for the fridge or the office wall, and copy the LinkedIn post. The team deserves to know.

Form HR-07 · Annual performance review

Review your robot

The form starts with an example robot. Make it yours, then generate.

Employee recordFORM HR-07
Photo for the certificate (optional)
none
Incidents on file
Reviewer's tone

Free to generate and read. You only pay to keep the certificate.

Example
CONFIDENTIAL · ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW

Sir Sucks-a-Lot

POSITION
Floor Operations Associate
MAKE & MODEL
Roborock S7
TERRITORY
Kitchen, hallway, living room
LENGTH OF SERVICE
3 years
REVIEW PERIOD
FY2026
LINE MANAGER
J. Lindqvist
Floor coverage
Consistently delivers across kitchen, hallway, living room. Corners remain a growth area.
Obstacle negotiation
Has spent an estimated four working days under the sofa.
Health & safety
Approached the stairwell with a confidence the cliff sensors did not share.
Punctuality
Starts on schedule every single day without a coffee.
Teamwork with pets
Keeps a respectful distance from all four-legged colleagues.
Self-care & docking
Returns to base and recharges without being asked. A model for us all.

STRENGTHS

  • 3 years of service without a single sick day
  • Never once asked for a raise, a desk or a window seat
  • Works quietly through every meeting

AREAS FOR DEVELOPMENT

  • Tell the difference between debris and company property, especially socks and cables
  • Develop an exit strategy for low-clearance furniture
  • Respect the stairwell as a career-limiting boundary

GOALS FOR NEXT REVIEW PERIOD

  • Reduce under-sofa incidents by 50% by the next review
  • Achieve zero sock ingestions per quarter
  • Attend at least one self-emptying workshop

MANAGER SUMMARY

Sir Sucks-a-Lot continues to be a dependable member of Floor Operations. Several incidents remain on file, but Sir Sucks-a-Lot's commitment to the territory is not in question. HR recommends retention and a modest increase in charging time. Note on file: Starts cleaning at 06:40 every Sunday and will not be negotiated with.

SIGNED, LINE MANAGER
J. Lindqvist
Meets expectations
Employee of the Month certificatePreview · watermark removed after purchase
Also in the Full personnel filePreviews · watermark removed after purchase
Staff ID badge Square, sized for Instagram and LinkedIn
Performance review The full review as a printable A4 document
LinkedIn announcement
I'm thrilled to announce that Sir Sucks-a-Lot has been named Employee of the Month! 🏆

After 3 years in Floor Operations, Sir Sucks-a-Lot has covered kitchen, hallway, living room with a focus I can only describe as relentless. Yes, there was the sock incident. We grew from it. Yes, it once tried the stairs. Ambition is not a crime.

What I've learned from managing Sir Sucks-a-Lot:
→ Show up on schedule
→ Go back to base when your battery is low
→ Don't let a sofa define you

Proud to lead this team. Agree? 👇

#EmployeeOfTheMonth #Leadership #FloorOperations #Roborock

Pricing

Cheaper than a team lunch

Every review is free to generate and read. You pay when you want to keep the certificate.

Desk copy

Free
  • Full written review
  • LinkedIn announcement
  • Certificate preview with watermark
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Certificate

$6 one-time
  • Certificate without watermark
  • Print-ready A4 at 300 dpi, print it anywhere
  • Instant download, and again later from your download page
Review my robot

Full personnel file

$12 one-time
  • The certificate, no watermark
  • The full review as a printable A4 document
  • A square staff ID badge for Instagram and LinkedIn
Review my robot

Questions

Frequently asked by managers

Does it work with my brand?

Yes. Roomba, Roborock, Eufy, Ecovacs, Dreame, Shark, Narwal or a no-name puck from 2014. Type whatever is on the label.

Can I get it in my language?

Yes. Pick from English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Dutch or Portuguese. The review, certificate, review document and staff badge all come in that language.

Can I give it a bad review?

Choose the Brutal tone. HR will document every sock, cable and stair attempt, and still recommend it for retention.

Can I print it?

Yes. The file is A4 at 300 dpi, so it prints sharply at home, at the office or at any photo shop, and fits a standard A4 frame.

What happens to my photo?

It is used only to make your review and certificate, and it is deleted automatically after 12 months. Details are in our privacy policy.